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FAQs
about the World's
Smallest Nation
K.I.S.S. (Kronish
International Secret
Service)
There are no beaches. No Mountains. No fields of heather. Just a friendly face, and a whole lot of black eyeliner. An array of artificial flowers and sparkling fabric drapes the small frame of this one-woman nation. Her climate is as harsh as her poverty. But thousands of tourists have visited Mykronesia, enjoying her hysterical native ethnic folk dances and vitriolic political commentary.
Planning your trip:
You can see Mykronesia live at cabaret and off-off Broadway venues
such as Dixon Place, Galapagos, and Chashama. Check out the
Upcoming
Performances page or book a tour: Mykronesia organizes tours for
small groups of tourists (4). Tourists get to have a beverage and a snack
with Mykronesia,
ask
her a few questions, learn a little of her native language (Kronish)
along
with one of her native ethnic folk dances. Apply for a Visa here.
Even if you don't live in the NYC area, the Hague, or Brussels, you can still visit Mykronesia: Click here to arrange for Mykronesia to perform at your college (local concert hall, nursing home, corporate event).
Gimme the money:
As
a condition of her IMF loans, Mykronesia must give away thousands of
her kronicles periodically. Make sure
you get on
the mailing list at kron@mykronesia.com with "gimme the money".
Take a virtual tour:
Are you a potential Foreign Investor? Visit the Business
and Economy page
Want more info? Visit the Fact Sheet, published by the CIA.
The FAQ page
can probably answer all your burning questions--it's very
comprehensive.
Want
to speak the lingua franca? Visit the Kronish
language lesson page.
To learn all about Mykronesia's folk dances, handicrafts and religion, Visit the Culture page.
Do you have information relating to the national security of Mykronesia? Register to become a spy with KISS (Kronish Secret Service). All registered spies will be sent a code book and a false moustache via e-mail.
To read Kronish newspapers (translated into English), please visit the News page.
Folk dancing, political satire and fabulous costumes are what Mykronesia has always been known for. Mykronesia is enjoying a boom in popularity, as the rich and famous have found a place where they can still travel unknown. She is a place that solo female travelers can always visit without hassle since Mykronesia is the world's only completely feminine nation. First time visitors to Mykronesia are amazed by the inventiveness of her folk dances and culture. Returning travelers have never forgotten it. Enjoy your exploration of this Web site--and visit often.